Alexander the Great's three last wishes. He said, you know, when I die, I want three things to happen. Number one, I want the world's best doctors to walk behind my casket on a funeral possession. Number two, I want my emeralds, diamonds, and golds, and money to be strewn along the road going to the graveyard. And number three, I want my hands to
Female English teachers deducting 30 points for not using Times New Roman on your paper:
Male History teachers giving a 100 for an assignment submitted a month late from the wrong class:
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Based on true events 😭
She partied hard in her 20s, sampled every flavor on the menu. You ready? Lead the way. And now she's 30, alone, with three kids, coming this spring. It's time to settle down now and find me a good man that will take care of me and my kids. I'm looking for a man who is six feet tall and makes over 100k. No matches? Why can't I find a good man?
Height 6'0" | Income 100,000+
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