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avatar John Paul

It's a T1 Pro. It feels like purple and white. Hey, little bro. How the fuck you feel the color purple? It's Valentine's Day. Go to a bar. Touch some grass. Get some bitches. Virgin. Motherfucker says, I feel purple. Oh, God. Uh-huh. Oh, boy, fellas. I feel purple. THREE, BRO. PURPLE. DAY. GRASS, BITCHES. VIRGIN.

avatar Jacob Junior

Excuse me, can I get a refill, please? Coming right up. Thank you. Excuse me, are you all right? No. It's a long story. Well, I like stories. I'm considered a bit of a storyteller myself. My husband? The guy who's building the ark. My husband says God told him to do it. What do you do with that? Sounds like an opportunity. Let me ask you something

avatar Isabella Lewis

When you're already late for work and your stomach decides to cook up the most unwipeable poop of all time. Ha ha ha ha ha.

avatar Jeremy Jordan

할 27 You would never find that in your room.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

The main character in my lego lore somehow coming back to life after being erased entirely from existence in the last battle (its my favourite figure) Oh, did you know that I'm ready to go? What did you...

avatar ArfmR Arfmat

Esse dia quase fui visitar o Michael Jackson When She's dreaming big I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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