imagine you break into someone's house and the guy gets out of bed in the dark and he's 6'10 and he starts blasting 110mph fastballs at your skull
— Quote: Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher: "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw
Ceremonial first pitch, which I can't decide whether that's the worst first pitch in baseball history or the best pitch first pitch in baseball history. That's hysterical.
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