LOL. Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty." Her mom
It's not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It's our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless.
I hate you, uncle. F*ck off, you fat pig. Was that my fault? He definitely threw himself. Bribing our toddler with anything to take one photo with us. But then Ty forgets his one job is to hold the baby. This is where you say bye. Oh, you okay? Come here, come here, come here. I'm about to go lay down.
James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn My 2-year-old tipped over in her high chair and needed two stitches. She barely cried. Then I told her she had to share a toy. She cried like she was being murdered. 2:39 PM · 24 Nov 17
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