Me: Everything will be fine. Just pull it together and stop acting like a worried little binch. My anxiety: Something bad is going to happen. You're not fine. Don't you dare relax for one got damn second. @pourmeamother
One Bad Dude @OneBadDude_
I don't understand how if a 40 year old man comes to your house and wants to play with your 10 year old kid, everyone knows it's weird and unacceptable.
But if a 40 year old man dressed as a women does the same thing, liberals are cool with it.
All this talk about your "abuse goblin" concerns me. Have you thought about upping the current dosage? ANTI PSYCHOTIC PRESCRIP Later... Sorry, buddy, but the doctor says we gotta do more. Finish the bottle. Rx: 84322 Risperidal 3 mg Keep out of reach of children
1-999-DIPSHIT. You got snakes? No problem! Call 1-999-DIPSHIT Snake Dog. Hi, I'm Dipshit the snake dog. Ow! You got snakes? No problem! Look at this little fucker. No problem! I've been bit by over 130 snakes. My brain is full of poison. You got snakes? No problem! Hey, is your house covered in snakes? Better fuck it is. Fucking snakes. No problem!
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