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avatar Olivia Veqqie
Who is old enough to have seen a movie at one of these?

Who is old enough to have seen a movie at one of these?

avatar Agni Gauss
The Principal called and said that you got expelled for using the 'C' word! That wasn't clever, was it?! No. It was Cunt.

The Principal called and said that you got expelled for using the 'C' word! That wasn't clever, was it?! No. It was Cunt.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

I'm a cockroach. Want me gone? Mix sugar with baking soda and leave it where I crawl. I'll eat it happily. But the soda will inflate me from the inside and I won't survive. I'm an ant. Sprinkle cinnamon or ground black pepper where I walk. I can't stand those smells and I'll leave on my own. I'm a mosquito. Can't sleep because of me? Place lavende

avatar Jacob Junior
after my funeral i want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone

after my funeral i want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone "thanks for coming"

avatar Olivia Veqqie
Will I be OK Doc?
I doubt it, Mercury is in Uranus right now
I don’t do that astrology stuff
Me neither, My thermometer just broke

Will I be OK Doc? I doubt it, Mercury is in Uranus right now I don’t do that astrology stuff Me neither, My thermometer just broke

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I tried to put a load in the dishwasher 😂 it started making all this noise like.. wah wah wah Are you talking about me?

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