Featured Best Fresh

trending tags

avatar Jeremy Jordan
My coffee and I are currently discussing whether we even want to participate in today.

My coffee and I are currently discussing whether we even want to participate in today.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
the people who let me cross the street the people who didn't

the people who let me cross the street the people who didn't

avatar Jeremy Jordan

When all your shirts are dirty so she has to wear her own clothes for once. Hey babe, you ready to go? Wow, you look so beautiful today. Are you angry? Yeah, why? I ran out of your shirts, now I have to wear my own clothes. When your emotional support human wants to cuddle but he's 3x your size. No, no, no, no, no, leave me alone, please, you're he

avatar John Paul

that was so hilarious and made me laugh so much. probably gonna make some people mad, but I don't feel like 90% of us make enough money to even worry about the economy crashing. Everybody is like, the stock market's gonna crash, share prices are going down, and I'm like, I never got a share in the first place. The housing market is plummeting. Mayb

avatar Gaie Houston
I hate it when I'm talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn't listening and have to start all over.

I hate it when I'm talking to myself and suddenly realize I wasn't listening and have to start all over.

avatar John Paul

Horrible things my human has said to me. It's raining. You already ate. Who did this? Stop barking. We're going to the vet. You smell. It's time to get up.

trending tags

Copy Report
Cancel
Copyright Obscene words Nudity Spam Violence Hostility Other
Cancel