Hello, Laura, love. What are you doing there, then? I'm burying my goldfish. Oh, dear. What a shame. Still, it's only a goldfish, I suppose, isn't it? But why are you digging such a big hole, you silly thing? Because it's inside your f***ing cat! She ain't messing around😂 goldfish Whale.io
This little girl, having lost her hair once more to chemotherapy, asked her mother to do her hair... The joy on her face when her mom gently placed a hair clip was priceless!
Did you eat all your lunch? No, actually, because my girlfriend was in right across from me, and you put a note that says, I love you, babe. Because I put a note in your lunch box that said, I love you, babe? Yes. Your girlfriend got mad? Yes.
I love you babe? Yes.
your girlfriend got mad? YES.
Because I put a note in your lunch box that said, I love you, babe.
My Wife came home from Walmart complaining about the cashier being a royal B!TCH. I asked her if she was at the self checkout. And that's how the fight started.
When you grow up and realize how valid Clark's crash out was. Ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?
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