I'm sorry, I don't think we can give you much for this. I mean, it's a really nice chess set, but almost all the smaller pieces are missing. Well, yeah, why do you think I went to the pawn shop?
You cheated. As of now, everyone in this room's test scores from last week have been tossed. They've been developing test questions for a brand new exam that you are going to take to make up for last week's scores. Right now. By some miracle, you all managed to score even better on yesterday's exam. We're going to take another exam, with questions
Traffic Stop. Alright boy. I'ma need you to... Huh. Something wrong? I was going... Are you... What are you? Is there a problem, officer? I don't know... Maybe... Can I get your license, and a picture of your parents? Oh, yeah. I think... wait. What? You like uh basketball? I mean yeah, kind of, but more of a tennis guy... How would you describe yo
Our first question. 1+1? Yes. Two. Incorrect. Yes. Multiculturalism. Well done, Simon. Next question. What is 3 x 3? Yes. Wrong. Yes, Penelope. Gender equality. Very good, Penelope. Is this a joke? You think gender equality is a joke? But isn't this a maths class? Don't be so racist. I just asked a question. We don't ask questions. Questions are of
If you find yourself in a long-term relationship with a woman, understand that eventually she will become the responsible one. She'll be responsible for all the nagging. She'll be responsible for all the arguing. She'll be responsible for all of the lack of bedtime fun. She'll be responsible for the bank account being consistently drained down to ...
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