What's happening? Han, we're being robbed! So sorry! Please take everything that is in my mani-pack. Would it be possible if I took my prayer beads out? They've been in my family for hundreds and hundreds of... I don't think so, homeboy. You're in my house now, bitch!
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What do you say to your mother when she gives you a bowl of general pussy? I don't give a pussy! No pussy. See, I didn't put the pill in the people's chocolate. You know you put that pill in the chocolate, man.
Mr. Chappelle, do you know what you'd like for your in-flight meal? What are you serving? Oh, we have fish or chicken. Ooh-wee! I just heard the magic words! Chicken! Don't order you a big bucket, nigga, and take a bite, you black motherfucker! I'll have the fish. Thank you very much. You son of a bitch! You don't want no fish! Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
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