Oh, what is this for? Figured you need it because you like digging up the pass so much. Here you go, my lady. What is this for? Since you like to dig up the pass so much, I got you a shovel. You tortured him. Of course.
How come guys don't want to eat cat anymore? When the fuck did that happen? You know what I mean? I don't fucking care if it's been days since I showered. I don't care if I just worked out, sat in the sauna, and that shit is musty as fuck. Get in there. Get the fuck in there. You know what I mean? Like, man up and fucking... Get in there. I don't
I SHOWERED.
Being married is like being an AA. My friends ask me, like, how's your marriage going? One day at a time, man. I didn't say anything wrong today, but I don't know what tomorrow is going to bring. Hi, my name is Adam, and I'm a married man. It's been six months since my last decision. I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day.
So it's alright if I do this to your wife? I can't wait to see all you nice people when I'm dangling! You sick bastard. Get this over with. You're in for a real treat today. This is gonna be so much fun. I'm just messing with y'all. I'm just messing with y'all.
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