The joke that ends my career. I've already told it. I can relax, can't I? It's out there somewhere on YouTube or Netflix, and I probably told it 15 years ago, and it didn't cause any fuss. But someone's going to do the, you know, outrage archeology job and go back and find it at some point and be offended. Okay. I'll wear it. I said it, you know. I
I just can't take it no more. I'm getting a divorce. My wife is out after midnight every night, going from bar to bar, driving me nuts. Can't take it no more. Well, what's she doing? She's looking for me.
She chose the right path instead of messing with Sheldon😂. Next. Take this to the testing area, put your name at the top, sign the bottom, answer the question and bring it back. Next. Excuse me, but I have some concerns about these questions. Look at that sign up there. Yes? Does it say I give a damn? No. That's because I don't. See, this first que
This is my 10th time watching this. Sir, you know why I'm pulling you over? No sir. You were going 60 in a 20 mile per hour zone. 60 in a 20? So I need you to come 80? Get out of the car now! Get out of the car! 60 in 80, right? Get out of the car! Hurry up, get out of the car! Sir, are you armed? Am I armed? Are you armed? Yes, I am. How many? Two
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