George Carlin on God. If you read history, you realize that God is one of the leading causes of death. Thousands of years, and all the best wars too, the bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea. Vengeance is min
Mister Ed's Stall. Wilbur Post, Architect. A man laughs while holding his hand to his ear, seemingly listening to a horse in a stable setting with studio equipment.
Don't be looking at my stuff, man. Is it real? Is that real? And I'd like to ask Muhammad, after so many fights, how can he stay so good looking? You heard that now. She just said that. It hurt me. His face was different, but it's been punched to look like this. You know what I heard? Somebody told me, I saw somebody interview one of your relatives
singing. Get back in the f**king car! Get in the car! Oh my God! What the? Why the f**k is it so messy? Jesus! There's so much sh*t in here! What's wrong with you? Do you have kids? No. God, it's disgusting. I'm just a girl. F**k! Stay there. F**k! For f**k's sake. Yay! It's so clean. *engine starts* What the f**k is that sound? Is that your engine
Home. What are you doing? I'm just trying to figure out why this gets so much of your attention and not me. What are you talking about? No, it doesn't. Okay, then you can make a choice. 7 days without the PlayStation or 7 days without your wife. Honey, are you kidding me? You know I love you. That's such an easy choice. Come here. We'll see you whe
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