I'M GETTING A DIVORCE
Call your sister and break the news to her.
Do not file a single paper. Do you hear me?
The old man hangs up, turns to his wife and says,
"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor." the husband said "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself!"
I just can't take it no more. I'm getting a divorce. My wife is out after midnight every night, going from bar to bar, driving midnight. Just can't take it no more. Well, what's she doing? She's looking for me.
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