I just can't take it no more. I'm getting a divorce. My wife is out after midnight every night, going from bar to bar, driving me nuts. Can't take it no more. Well, what's she doing? She's looking for me.
Nothing like 4 divorces and 6 engagements to find out you're the problem
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After 4 divorces and 6 engagements, Jennifer Lopez says she won't be getting married again — she's choosing herself from now on 👀
My Ring camera caught my (soon to be) ex wife planning to frame me before the divorce. Longer to put the kids to bed. And I had to wait until he got in the shower. I know. I know. I miss you too. I know. I promised that I'm gonna tell him, and I am. I'm gonna give him the divorce papers. But the problem is that I need to make sure that he's doing s
Excuse me. I'm paying you to protect me, not to sit here watching six tiny black-and-white movies at the same time. You figured out those are the security cameras I set up, yeah? Halfway through. This is a huge house, and you're just one person. Don't you think you'd feel safer in a smaller place? And my ex wanted it in the divorce, so I cried unti
I knew things were going bad. We all have hints. We've had every time a relationship goes bad, you have hints. There was things like two years before we got divorced, she got a boob job. And gentlemen, if you're dating a woman over five years and she decides she wants a boob job, she ain't getting it for you. She is putting fresh meat on a new hook
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