What are you doing? You're drinking coffee. Yeah, so? You can't drink coffee when we're trying to make a baby. I don't know. I'm pretty coordinated. Sam, that's not the point. You were supposed to stay in peak physical condition. You know, caffeine loading could be the reason why we haven't been able to conceive for the last two months. Come on. It
When your wife gives you an ultimatum. HELL YEAH. $20 FOR THIS? YOU'RE NOT DRINKING TODAY. YES I AM. NO. IF YOU PUT THAT BEER IN THIS BUGGY, FORGET ABOUT ME AND THIS MARRIAGE. WHAT? IF YOU PUT THAT BEER IN THIS BUGGY, FORGET ABOUT ME AND THIS MARRIAGE. YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME? YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME? WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU? STAY AWAY FROM ME STRANGER. (Lau
Let me make this simple. You ghost me, I ghost you. You show no interest, I show no effort. You put me second, I'll put you last. But if you show me love and loyalty, I'll give you the world.
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