Did you eat all your lunch? No, actually, because my girlfriend was in right across from me, and you put a note that says, I love you, babe. Because I put a note in your lunch box that said, I love you, babe? Yes. Your girlfriend got mad? Yes.
I love you babe? Yes.
your girlfriend got mad? YES.
Because I put a note in your lunch box that said, I love you, babe.
I feel like everything in my life has led me to you. My choices, my heartaches, my regrets. Everything. And when we're together, my past seems worth it. Because if I had done one thing differently, I might never have met you.
I was getting a hand-job off my new girlfriend when I asked, "How are you so good at this?"
"Years of practice," she said.
"Bit of a player in your day were you?" I laughed.
"No," she replied, "I used to have one of my own."
Do you guys know that the biggest difference between being married and being single is that when you're single, you carry around a condom in your wallet just in case. But when you're married, you carry around the travel suture kit. Mainly because chances of you having to sew your finger back on after being attacked by a bear in the Adirondack Moun
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