Hey, baby, you wanna take my underwear off? Babe, I'm really busy here. Babe, come on, take my underwear off. Do you just see I'm fucking busy? Babe, take my fucking underwear off. Fine. Fine. What a fucking bitch. @BRITTANYFURLAN
Yeah bro won't be getting divorced anytime soon 😂 go honey I love you You okay? Yep. You got enough water? Yep. You feeling good? Uh huh. Should I shut up? Yep. Okay.
A man once asked his father, "Father, how will I ever find the right woman?" His father replied, "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
I shouted to my wife, "Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen." She replied, "I'm coming with the broom." I said, "It's not urgent, you can come on foot." Then she hit me with it. I will be pressing charges, she has to learn you can't just hit someone with your vehicle.
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