Featured Best Fresh

trending tags

avatar Olivia Veqqie

We forget that waking up each day is the first thing we should be grateful for.

avatar Anthony Miller

Stick him up. You're under arrest. Heh heh heh. Look, Muggsy. He's gonna shoot us with a carrot. Heh heh heh.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

Day is never finished! Master got me working! Someday Master set me free! Hey, shut up, Cartman! Me 5 minutes after arriving at work

avatar Patricia Lee

Any one of you lily-livered, bowl-legged varmints care to slap leather with me? In case any of you get any ideas, you better know who you're dealing with. I'm the hootin'est, tootin'est, shootin'est, bobtail, wildcat in the West!

avatar jojo9

Quick! Tell a lie! Uh, uh, what should I say? Anything, but quick! Say something crazy like I'm wearing ladies' underwear! I'm, I, uh, I'm wearing ladies' underwear! Huh. Are you? I most certainly am not! It looks like you most certainly am all. Say I'm not! What kind? It's a thong! Ow! This is a breeze! Oh my! I do! I do! I do! Alright, here we g

avatar Jacob Junior

Her: I just want to cuddle Also her inside my boxers:

trending tags

Copy Report
Cancel
Copyright Obscene words Nudity Spam Violence Hostility Other
Cancel