Babe, why did God make man first instead of a woman? I don't know, Michael. Why? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. Well, you know what? He probably could have used some. Good.
Maybe? Yeah. It says maybe because I want you to remember when you called me that day and you said, holy, maybe school is not for me. Maybe this is not the journey I was meant to take. And I want you to look back and remember the second time you called me, you telling me I got accepted into the nursing program. And I want you to know that maybe ha
Stup*d question my wife asks How many girls have been in this car? Including you or without you? Answer the question. 1,436. Excuse me? 20 in the last week, 3 today, and 2 in the last hour, and that's one of her lashes right there. So what are your intentions with me? Oh, that's easy. I just want to waste four years of your life, make you fall in love with me, and right when
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