Raindrops are falling on my head, and just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed, nothing seems to fit. Raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling. So I just did some talking to the sun. And I said I didn't like the way he got things done. Sleeping on the job. Raindrops are falling on my head.
What about a blowjob? A blowjob. Would that make you feel any better? A blowjob from you? Well, something tells me it's not gonna suck itself, Hank. No, but... but you're a nun. A totally fucking hot nun. Sweet baby Jesus... Hank is going to hell. Bad dream? Motherfucker! Yeah, you! Oh, you got to be kidding me! What are you, like, 60 or something,
During a three-week coma, 19-year-old Clélia Verdier experienced an entire lifetime... falling in love, building a family, and having triplets. When she woke up, she was heartbroken to realize none of it was real.
dashingthroughthepeep: A vintage illustration shows four women with different body types labeled a, b, c, d. A man is looking at them, dreaming of an idealized woman with an hourglass figure. Below, a cartoon character is depicted, which is a fusion of multiple characters from Adventure Time.
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