Bro really changed the subject all the way to Mars. Mr. President, Mr. President, sir. How do you explain the continual upheaval in Iraq? Even after the capture of Saddam Hussein? Why are you doing this, man? I thought she's my black brother. Why you ask me questions like that? Fine, I'll answer your stupid-ass question. Here's what I feel about Ir
Hey Mitch! Jimmy, your new nose looks great. Thanks, best $200 I ever spent. Hey, uh, Jimmy, that girl you're with, she's not the, uh... Yep. Lin Young, the Saigon whore who bit my nose off. We're getting hitched. Oh. Jimmy, let's go! Hold on, I'm talking to my friend here. Jeez. Sometimes you gotta remind the hen who the rooster is. Well, good luc
Why do you call yourself a strong independent woman? I work a corporate six-figure job. I have my own place. I buy my own clothes, and I buy my own food. Okay. So you work, have your own place, and buy clothes. So you basically do what a normal adult is doing already. Do you know how to cook, clean, and take care of your husband? No, I just hire ma
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