Boing. Broco, get off. Safety check. Is this the new police airbag? It's my stomach. It is fully deployed. Very soft. If we crash I will survive. You are a hero and a pillow. Boing.
CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT
RELAX I MEANT SHARE YOUR ROOM
EVERY TIME YOU WATCH TOO MUCH
Can I sleep with you tonight? What did you do? Relax, I meant share your room. It is freezing outside. My beak is shivering. You scared me for nothing! Not my fault. Your brain takes the romantic route every time. You watch too much Hallmark Channel.
Roco, how are the kittens doing? They are screaming! They are hungry! And they pooped on my feathers! Aww... This is not off! This is a nightmare! I demand a raise! I am working overtime! And where is my break? I haven't had a single walnut since 6am!
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