Dad, can I have some advice? No. I'm taking this girl on a first date, and I really like her, and I don't want to screw it up, but I've got no idea where to take her. It's easy, you just do the trick. What's the trick? Don't plan anything. Just when you get in the car, say, 'Hey, guess where we're going.' And then whatever she says, you take her th
Teacher: "Jay, why are you down today?"
Jay: "Because my mom is at the hospital and my dad is at the police station."
Teacher: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, dear. Do you want to go home?"
Jay: "Yes, please."
After Jay has left the classroom, the teacher asks the other classmates, "Why is Jay's father at the police station and the mother at the hospi
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