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avatar Sophia Rich
WHADDA YOU MEAN? HOW'S A FLYING LITTLE BOY WHO NEVER GROW UP GONNA HELP YOU COOK THE FLAT UNLEAVENED BREAD?
PITA PAN! I NEEDA PITA PAN!

WHADDA YOU MEAN? HOW'S A FLYING LITTLE BOY WHO NEVER GROW UP GONNA HELP YOU COOK THE FLAT UNLEAVENED BREAD? PITA PAN! I NEEDA PITA PAN!

avatar Patricia Lee
The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seems like a missed business opportunity to me.

The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seems like a missed business opportunity to me.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I drove 75 miles in a winter storm to get a part for my computer. It was a hard drive.

I drove 75 miles in a winter storm to get a part for my computer. It was a hard drive.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
What do you call a cow who just had a baby? Decalfinated

What do you call a cow who just had a baby? Decalfinated

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I've reached a tipping point in life where my interest in baked goods is greater than my interest in men and I'm calling this new chapter doughs before bros.

I've reached a tipping point in life where my interest in baked goods is greater than my interest in men and I'm calling this new chapter doughs before bros.

avatar Isabella Lewis

I LOVE GETTING CANDY ON HALLOWEEN. BUT THE CANDY NAMES ARE IN QUESTION. LIKE WHAT? DON'T EVER LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, I LOVE FREE MUSKETEERS. OH REALLY? WELL I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY GETTING A BLOW POP. AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BITE INTO AN O. HENRY. YOU'LL PROBABLY CATCH THE SKITTLES. AND THEN END UP WITH A SOUR PATCH.

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