Now that I'm getting older, man, sex has changed for me, you know. I'm 71 and it's changed. I mean, for one thing, the prices have gone up. And now there's talk about a tariff. So that's pricing me out of the market. And my friends are like, you should buy American. But I'm not going to do that, man. I'll save up for the tariff.
I can't with this. Like this. Okay. So Tyler, what you're doing, and this is for the audience at home, you are filling that crack up with caulk. That's right. Okay. So I've put my caulk in the crack. I'm standing there, now what do I do? Well, that's a common question. Watch. I'm going to use a little bit of pressure and work the caulk into the cra
HAVE YOU NOTICED 'THE' & 'IRS' SPELLS THEIRS? MY FRIEND WAS EXPLAINING ELECTRICITY AND I WAS LIKE WATT? SOMEONE THREW A JAR OF MAYO AT ME I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HELLMAN?! A FEW PUNS MAKE ME NUMB BUT MATH PUNS MAKE ME NUMBER. MY FRIEND DAVID HAD HIS ID STOLEN NOW HE'S JUST DAV. I WANTED TO BE A MONK BUT I NEVER GOT THE CHANTS. A PERFECTIONIST WALKED IN
LET'S BUY THIS CHEESE. I'VE HEARD IT'S GOUDA. I'VE HAD CHEDDAR. GOD, THAT WAS SO CHEESY. ARE YOU FETA UP WITH ME? DO YOU FIND MY PUNS... GRATING? RICOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME. GOD, YOU'RE SEXY. TAKE ME HOME.
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