Being married is like being an AA. My friends ask me, like, how's your marriage going? One day at a time, man. I didn't say anything wrong today, but I don't know what tomorrow is going to bring. Hi, my name is Adam, and I'm a married man. It's been six months since my last decision. I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day.
Ladies, don’t forget to give your husbands the day off once in a while. It’s exhausting being the man of your dreams while simultaneously being the reason for 99.9% of your rage.
Hey, Ashley, how's it going? I'm just here to crash your Tinder date. You know, Matthew? That's me. That's me, Matthew. You're Matthew? Yeah, I'm Matthew. You thought you were here to meet Matthew? So, what are you getting for me to go? Because I'm not staying here to talk to you. And we're done. And I want a divorce. Yep. I can't believe this. Wh
Before you marry someone, wait.
Wait until you see them when they're angry. Are they abusive? Are they quiet? How do they deal with anger?
Because your children can't choose who gets to be their parents, but you can. Do it for them.
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