The Dude Book. Married men: How did you know she's the one? Brandon. We got stuck in airport delays for 14 hours. By the end we were both sleep-deprived, drunk at an airport Chili's, playing Uno, and still making each other laugh. Marriage is basically just that forever.
What's the secret to a happy marriage? We've been married 61 years. You wanna know the secret? Yeah. Blow jobs! Baby, baby, look, I found the secret. You're not gonna believe this, it's unbelievable.
When your wife gives you an ultimatum. HELL YEAH. $20 FOR THIS? YOU'RE NOT DRINKING TODAY. YES I AM. NO. IF YOU PUT THAT BEER IN THIS BUGGY, FORGET ABOUT ME AND THIS MARRIAGE. WHAT? IF YOU PUT THAT BEER IN THIS BUGGY, FORGET ABOUT ME AND THIS MARRIAGE. YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME? YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME? WHO IN THE HELL ARE YOU? STAY AWAY FROM ME STRANGER. (Lau
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