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avatar Mark Manson

Someone said my husband "bullies" our kids. Somebody said you were bullying the kids. I give my kids a hard time. I trash talk my kids and I get my kids. I'm not raising some soft run away scared cry cause someone hurt my feelings kids to the degree I can. I try to prepare my kids for real life. And plus I think trash talk is an art form. And I bel

avatar Olivia Veqqie
I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHERE I WANT Except I gotta ask my wife ...One sec.

I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHERE I WANT Except I gotta ask my wife ...One sec.

avatar John Paul
My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bowl. I said,

My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bowl. I said, "No, but I've seen him catch a frisbee."

avatar Charlie Chocolate
I MARRIED MY WIFE FOR HER LOOKS BUT NOT THE ONES SHE'S GIVING ME LATELY

I MARRIED MY WIFE FOR HER LOOKS BUT NOT THE ONES SHE'S GIVING ME LATELY

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Wife:

Wife: "OMG, this film is terrifying. An AI robot who wants to replace the wife and have sex with the husband all the time" Husband: "Yeah... sounds really frightening"

avatar Joseph Mitchell

A man refuses to BURY His Wife in the holy city of Jerusalem... When asked why, he replied, "About 2000 years ago in this town, a man D!ED and rose from the DE@D 3 days later... So I can't take that chance with the B!TCH."

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