In the unlikely event that you find yourself the victim of a home invasion, we are urging citizens not to take matters into their own hands. While we don't want homeowners to feel powerless, we urge you to call 911 and do everything you can to keep yourself and loved ones. Criminals, we're going to take your criminal conduct into the neighborhood.
Excuse me, have you been smoking any pot today? No. Well, you've been stopped here for 15 minutes. Can you tell me why that is? We're waiting for the stop sign to turn green. How high are you? Hi, how are you? No, I said, how high are you? Hi, how are you? This guy was so friendly, Dave. Okay, I am going to have to conduct a pot sobriety test. Oh,
POLICE. Three, two, one, go. Okay, fingers in. Okay, seatbelt comes off. There we go. Loop in. Okay, now with my other hand, I'm going to kick the seat back and I'm going to open the seat. I'm going to open the door. Okay, three, two, one. All the way down. I'm out and I can escape freely, okay? Two fingers. Two fingers. In Loving Memory
Wait for it 😭😭
“Your too wide for the bodycam Frame” 💀😭
I want to speak to your manager and why is that other officer standing so far away from me? His body cam is on. He's just trying to get you in frame. Emotional damage.
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