BLONDE IS DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY A COUPLE OF HOURS OUTSIDE SAN DIEGO WHEN SHE SEES A GUY FRANTICALLY WAVING HER DOWN NEXT TO A BROKEN-DOWN TRUCK. NOW MOST PEOPLE WOULD THINK THIS IS HOW EVERY TRUE CRIME DOCUMENTARY STARTS, BUT SHE'S A BLONDE. SHE THINKS, "AWW, SOMEBODY NEEDS HELP." THE GUY SAYS, "MA'AM, ARE YOU HEADING TO SAN DIEGO?" SHE SAYS, "Y
I run every day for 20 minutes & if I miss a day, I add 20 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to run for 4 months.
Peter says to his buddy, "Man, your secretary is gorgeous!" Tony grins, "Thanks, but she's actually a robot. Her name's Maria. Squeeze her right side, she takes dictation. Squeeze her left side, she types letters. I'll let you borrow her for the day. You'll be amazed!" The next morning, Tony gets a phone call from the hospital. Peter is yelling, "Y
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