A US Marine walked the entire train looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged Frenchwoman. But when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The Frenchwoman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi using it."
I WANT TO MAKE A COMPLAINT. AFTER SURGERY MY WIFE LOST ALL INTEREST IN SEX! HOSPITAL YOUR WIFE HAD CATARACT SURGERY. ALL WE DID WAS CORRECT HER EYESIGHT! Mitre Jokes
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