Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, 'You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday.' On Monday, the judge asked the first guy, 'How
5 year old son......after reading story of a king..... Son:......Mom, I also want 3 wives.....one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me....... Mom:.....And which one will put you to sleep Son:....No mom, i will still sleep with you....Mom's eyes filled up with tears ... God bless you son Mom:.....but who will sleep with your 3 wives Son:.....
I shouted to my wife, "Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen." She replied, "I'm coming with the broom." I said, "It's not urgent, you can come on foot." Then she hit me with it. I will be pressing charges, she has to learn you can't just hit someone with your vehicle.
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