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avatar Joseph Mitchell

For the last part of your driving test, you see an old man and a young kid. What do you hit? The old man? Well, I mean, the kid has his whole life ahead of him. So I would hit the old man, right? The brakes. You'd hit the brakes.

avatar Gaie Houston
I remember the old days...
When

I remember the old days... When "Snap, Crackle and Pop" were sounds that came from my cereal, not my body!

avatar Zoe ZZZ

Babe, why did God make man first instead of a woman? I don't know, Michael. Why? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it. Well, you know what? He probably could have used some. Good.

avatar Patricia Lee
Call me old school, but I like a woman without a penis.

Call me old school, but I like a woman without a penis.

avatar Agni Gauss

If my body was a car, I'd trade it in for a newer model. 'Cause every time I cough or sneeze, my radiator leaks and my exhaust backfires. hmm so

avatar Patricia Lee
IF ANYONE SAYS,

IF ANYONE SAYS, "IT SMELLS LIKE WEED IN HERE," IT WAS PROBABLY ME.

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