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avatar Mark Manson
Do not talk to me, look at me, or breathe near me until this coffee has successfully booted up my system. DO NOT DISTURB. SYSTEM BOOTING PLEASE WAIT... OR ELSE. CAFFEINE > OXYGEN. SYSTEM BOOT-UP 23%. SURVIVING ON COFFEE & CHAOS. DO NOT EXIST UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. NOT A MORNING PERSON.

Do not talk to me, look at me, or breathe near me until this coffee has successfully booted up my system. DO NOT DISTURB. SYSTEM BOOTING PLEASE WAIT... OR ELSE. CAFFEINE > OXYGEN. SYSTEM BOOT-UP 23%. SURVIVING ON COFFEE & CHAOS. DO NOT EXIST UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. NOT A MORNING PERSON.

avatar Mark Manson
You look really tired and not well at all... shall I call the Nurse? Nahhh thanks I am the Nurse

You look really tired and not well at all... shall I call the Nurse? Nahhh thanks I am the Nurse

avatar Sophia Rich
It's been

It's been "one of those days" for like 3 years now.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Everyone asks what I did at Work today, but nobody asks what work did to me today

Everyone asks what I did at Work today, but nobody asks what work did to me today

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Happy morning face

Happy morning face

avatar Sophia Rich
Me staying up way past my bedtime because I didn't get enough

Me staying up way past my bedtime because I didn't get enough "me time" after work 😩

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