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avatar Mark Manson

A guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview. Monica, that's not funny. Oh, okay. Um, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview! Oh my God, Monica, you better be serious. You just told me to be funny.

avatar Isabella Lewis

OH, ONE SEC. SINCE YOU'RE HERE, I MIGHT AS WELL TOSS THIS. DON'T YOU WANT TO FINISH THAT? YOU'RE A GROWIN' BOY. NAH, I EAT TOO MUCH OF THIS JUNK ANYWAY. AH, I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. UNION RULE. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. I'LL JUST TOSS IT TO THE LEFT OF THE TRASH CAN. WHAT THE HECK IS IN THERE? WELL, I GUESS THAT DEAD LAB FROG STILL HAS A LITTLE HOP LEF

avatar John Paul

Put that away, Lily. I got something else for you girls to wear. Thanks, Aunt Dolly, but clothes aren't going to help me now. Oh, these will. I got you girls into this mess, and I'm gonna get you out. If that boy won't give the tape back, we're goin' in after it under cover. Ooh, I like the way she thinks. And I love the way she accessorizes. These

avatar Isabella Lewis

Our Favorite Autumn Activities. Cooking with neighbors. Convening with family. Camping with buddies. Celebrating the big game. Communing with nature. Peggy, my oven is on the fritz and I was hoping you could warm my giblets. Well, who knew that turkeys couldn't fly? I did. Me too. Ditto. Duh. Oh, Smokey, all covered with snow. And I'll be my... The

avatar Agni Gauss

Jack meets the eccentric Prudence. I'm thirsty. What's to drink? Goofy Juice is mine, but you can have one. Oh, thanks, handsome. Is this beer for anybody? Prudence, you're 16. Uh, uh, you know, Prudence, the Goofy Juice has vitamin C and calcium. It's much better than beer for a growing body. Not that your body needs to grow. I'm done. You know, P

avatar Sophia Rich

Would you date someone who was of a different race than yourself? It don't matter what race she is, we all Black when the lights go out. Well, I don't know. You know, my mama always told me, 'If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home.' Wait, wait, wait. Tommy, you were dating a white girl in college. She wasn't white. She was French.

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