Pardon me asking, but uh, does your husband do a lot of the cooking around your house? He does all of it. He loves it. Oh. Well, uh, aren't you a little afraid of what people could think? You mean that I'm a lazy wife? No, that he's a fag.
Amy, you remember Ross? Not really. But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date. That was me. No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade. Still me. No, I'm not talking about you. It was your fat friend's brother with that bad afro, remember? Amy, I'm gonna save you some time
He's not very sophisticated when it comes to adult sexual relationships. Yours? Alan, she's like 16. And again I ask, yours? No, she's coming from Jake's room. Why would a girl be leaving Jake's room at 7:00 in the morning? Why do you think? Ohh, c'mon. He's 16. Not everybody waits till they're a junior in college, Alan. No, no, this is unacceptabl
Would you shut the hell up? Are you talking to me? No, I'm yelling at you. Shut the hell up! Shut up! And if I don't? Then you'll be gumming the cow kick, Nelly. Take the wheel, Peg. Al! Al! We are in the middle of the expressway! Yes, Jerry, don't you have anything better to do than to pick a fight with a moron? Just who are you calling moron? You
All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? Right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point. A moo point? Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo. Have I been living with him for too long, or did that all just make sense?
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