This next joke might get me canceled. Come on. Transgender people aren't what they used to be. And really, there's two issues. There's trans and there's non-binary, and they often get conflated in our media, but they're very separate issues. Trans and non-binary. So non-binary, that's the one with the pronouns. So there's now more pronouns than the
I grew up next to two of the most popular girls in my grade and in middle school we had a snow day and all of the popular kids came over to my house, knocked on my door. I came downstairs and they said, 'Hey Eric, can we borrow your sled?' I was devastated. But I completely forgotten about that for like 20 years until recently. I was at a bar talki
Harris would be the first woman president, first black woman president, and first Asian president. But I don't vote for who will be the first. I vote for who will win. And for whatever reason, Harris has never been popular. You can count the number of delegates she won in the 2020 primaries on one hand, as long as that hand has no fingers. In three
Black people are sick and tired of not getting the same opportunities as white people. They've been marching, rallying, protesting... Anything but work. FOLLOW ME
FRIENDLY FIREEE. If a girl sleeps with five guys, she is a whore. But if a guy sleeps with 50 girls, he is a legend. Why is that? Um, well, think about it. If a lock can be opened by five different keys, it's a terrible lock. But if one key can open 50 locks, that's a master key.
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