The guy that I met was 6'8", 614 pounds. Uh-huh. Oh, hell no. And he was offended at my show. Not by anything that I said, but because of the fact that now at the shows, I started selling T-shirts. And apparently, I didn't have his size. Keep in mind, I go all the way up to 5X on the T-shirts. And he was like, 'You don't have my size.' I was like,
Who are you with? My friend. That's your friend? He wants to love you, he wants to f*** you, b****. Are you wasting his time? No! You're not wasting his time? So he has a chance? Who's single here? Come kiss him. Come here, come here. Stand up. Stand up. You're about to lose your man. Stand up. Real quick! Give her a kiss real quick. Stupid a** b**
When two disabled people get into an argument. I'll f*cking hit you. I'll break your good hand. This guy taught me to defend myself against people like you.
THE FCC, THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION, DECIDED ALL BY ITSELF THAT RADIO AND TELEVISION WERE THE ONLY TWO PARTS OF AMERICAN LIFE NOT PROTECTED BY THE FREE SPEECH PROVISIONS OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION. I'D LIKE TO REPEAT THAT BECAUSE IT SOUNDS VAGUELY IMPORTANT. THE FCC, AN APPOINTED BODY, NOT ELECTED, ANSWERABLE ONLY TO THE
Part 1 Comical Genius I JUST PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOAN IT'S TOUGH GETTING OLDER WENT INTO AN ANTIQUE STORE THEY WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE LET ME LEAVE I TRIED USING THAT FACE AGING APP THEY SAID NAH YOU'RE GOOD I'M OFFICIALLY AN OLD MAN I GIVE UNWANTED ADVICE TO TOTAL STRANGERS I TOLD A KID TO PULL HIS PANTS UP HIS UNDERWEAR WAS SHOWING HE MOCKED ME TRI
Part 2 😂🤣 Throwback Richard 😂 One Of Ya Greats. I'm sorry I killed your father. I said, 'Miss, what are you talking about?' I said, 'Shit, people get killed in plane wrecks and run over by buses and shit.' He died in your pussy. That's called recycling. You know, I just figured God must have loved my father awful a lot to let him go out like that.
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