Did you know that cockfighting has a long history in the United States? No. When they do it, do they wear beaver hats? I'm sorry, you made that up. That is not true. No, I didn't. Really? If that's on YouTube, I'm gonna watch it tonight. Don't do it. I bet they don't do it when it's cold out. Bubba Jay, this is a naughty subject. You're like my cre
The Audience Lost It After This Joke. Who is considered the father of the United States? Nick Cannon. No, no. Bill Clinton. No, no. Bill Cosby. No, no. Alright, more recent history. A man named Houdini could get out of any straight jacket. What was he? Gay. He was like, 'I'm not wearing this!' Too straight. Hahaha.
I forgot to tell you, I, Achmed, am going to become a United States citizen! I thought you hated America. That was so last week. The United States is the land of opportunity where anyone can become president. To be president, you have to have been born here. Oh, then mayor of New York City. Okay, what has 50 stars in it? The Epstein files. No. No.
Wow. Peanut is a public menace. Yo yo, my crack up dance which Peanut shoot the ball motherfucker Peanut. I can do a black voice, I'm a person of color. Wrong color, as I said it before and the ladies know it. Once you go purple, you never go back. Once you go lavender, you'll want me like a scavenger. Once you go plum, I'll make you go numb. Once
Hey, Walter. Thanks for putting that on. You know how much I hate you right now? I look like a birthday cake for a bald eagle! Watch now on my YouTube channel! @JEFFDUNHAM
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