LAUGH AFTER DARK. I went on a first date and I cried on a first date. Don't f***** judge me. A lot of people get pepper sprayed. My girl's cool, my girl's really cool. She's a water sign. Well, I don't know how you say it, a squirter. But she's a water sign and... Why did you guys pull back at that one? Oh my god. We're gonna talk about squirting n
Any of you guys want to arm wrestle me for like a hundred bucks? For a hundred dollars? I don't have any interest in arm wrestling a woman because if it goes bad for me, it's gonna look terrible. I'll take your money. Yeah. Is there a way I can bet $100 million on this? On him? On him winning? We can do a side bet. Yeah, yeah. Does the camera even
Spanish. That's the shit. You know what I really want to learn how to speak? I'd like to learn how to speak French 'cause that's some cool shit, French. You can say 'I got a shit' in French, it'll sound good. Mon désir est de faire caca. Oh, it just sounds good, man. I don't like that shit, that Arabic, that the motherfuckers be speaking in the 7-E
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