10 years ago, I lived in a camper in my friend's backyard. He didn't even know I was there. It wasn't even a nice camper. It was like a homemade pop-up camper. Looked like somebody had duct-taped a tent to a golf cart. I had a 20-inch Coleman television. I had to pump it up during commercials. You couldn't watch porn on it because nobody's that coo
Come on. But you know what it is, you got all kinds. You got these trantesticles. Yeah, that's a nice Sunday surprise. Meet the girl of your dreams, you wine and dine her. You take her home, you put your hand up her skirt, you're holding a tree trunk. What do you say? Hey, for a chick, you got some set of balls on you.
Part 1 😂🤣 Why would you bring your kids? I'm not the Wiggles. Fuck off. But a mom was all like, 'They're very advanced, they understand everything.' And I was like, 'Alright, challenge accepted.' And I started talking to those teenage boys and I'm like, 'How old are you?' '14.' I'm like, 'Holy fuck. What do I say to him?' I go, 'Are you a virgin?'
you and holy fuck did some people hate me for that joke. They were sending me death threats. I'm gonna kill you, bitch. You don't talk to a kid like that. I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna find you. I'm gonna fucking kill you. And I'm like, well, if you shut up and scroll down, my schedule's online. Instead of being a hero, other people were using word
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