The Cat In The Hat On Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's dropping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
Anybody else\'s shower time consist of 5 minutes of body cleaning and 15 minutes of just standing there for heat therapy because you\'re old as dirt now?
My body is not a temple, it's a haunted house. It's slowly falling apart, makes weird noises, and contains the spirit of an old person who's always mad at something 😂🤣😂
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