When you walk into a room, don't make the mistake of turning around and looking at the door as you close it. Because the moment you do that, the people that you've come to meet stop looking at you, and you don't look as important. Instead, do this when you walk into a room. What's up, fuckers?
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Charlie Chocolate
Hey, what's the matter with you? The kids have been so naughty. I mean, look what they've done to Lee. Oh, come on. All kids buried their dad in the sand. Well, they've not buried him. Cut his head off.
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Anthony Miller
Our kid keeps getting bullied at school. What are you gonna do? So who's making fun of you at school right now? Billy. What did Billy have on today at school? Billy looked like me. Like what? Wife beater. And then the skin is a different color than the... I don't want to say anything more specific than that because in school we're learning about t
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jojo9
Hello! You just put your hand on a woman's glass without asking? Everyday. Well, um, here, can I help you? No. It's a union thing. Aren't you in there a little long? Yeah. Caroline, that special effects rig you're wearing is very sensitive, so don't let anything near your chest. That's me. And don't be nervous. The camera's gonna love you. How cou
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Jacob Junior
Everything it sucks for me Give me everything it sucks for me Keep up, I'm too fast, I'm too fast If I put up on that header, then I'm gone Keep up on my track
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John Paul
Cider fly where is that? Oh my god. Cider fly. Oh my god. The couch is really comfy too. Really? Mhmm. No. Oh!
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