Sorry Lord. I don't know why the preacher banned you from baptism. Apparently, popping the two Alka-Seltzers before he dunked me, then coming up foaming and pretending to be possessed, ain't church humor.
Acts 2:38 (ESV) And Peter said to them, "Repent and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins, and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit."
Family Guy. Season 20 Episode 19. In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, you will now drive a Camaro, hate every minute of your yearly vacation to Italy, and get very upset when your sister starts to date. Sorry I'm late, I brought Clark. Hey! Father, drown me in this water. She's breaking my heart.
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