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avatar Jacob Junior
I need to Settle a debate: milk or Butter in mashed potatoes??

I need to Settle a debate: milk or Butter in mashed potatoes??

avatar Jeremy Jordan

Exactly why I don't eat at nobody's house. Fucking serious. I saw you. I walked in on you opening the fridge, putting your fucking dick in the milk. I never get milk. And the one time I do, there's fuck.

avatar Isabella Lewis
Just dunked a cookie in milk. Held it under until the bubbles stopped. Thought of you.

Just dunked a cookie in milk. Held it under until the bubbles stopped. Thought of you.

avatar Sophia Rich
Cashier:

Cashier: "Do you want your milk in a bag?" Me: "No. Keep it in the jug please."

avatar Gaie Houston
WHEN I DUNK MY COOKIES I THINK OF YOU AND HOLD THEM UNDER UNTIL THE BUBBLES STOP.

WHEN I DUNK MY COOKIES I THINK OF YOU AND HOLD THEM UNDER UNTIL THE BUBBLES STOP.

avatar John Paul

The mother is nursing from a distance. But what are you saying? It's just that my mother doesn't give it to me. She took it out and told me I could drink.

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