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avatar Jeremy Jordan

Hi, it looks like you bumped me from this flight I was supposed to be on. Yeah, we overbooked it. Basically, we sold more tickets than seats on the plane, and to our surprise, everyone showed up. What can be done? We'll try to get you on the next flight in a few hours, but there's nothing else I can do. Sorry. She has no idea I'm following Erica.

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UNITED

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portes air

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NO FARES - NO RESTRICTIONS NO BAGGAGE FEES - NO STOPS! Mass Deportation Airlines

NO FARES - NO RESTRICTIONS NO BAGGAGE FEES - NO STOPS! Mass Deportation Airlines

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Two flight attendants posing for a photo inside an airplane.

Two flight attendants posing for a photo inside an airplane.

avatar Patricia Lee

Excuse me, my knife is plastic. That's right. Well, how am I supposed to cut up my main meal? I'm sorry, sir, everything on the plane's made of plastic now. Oh, this is ridiculous. Sorry, sir, it's security. Excuse me, what is that? It's a bomb. It's what? It's all right, it's a plastic explosive. Oh, sorry, sir, look, enjoy your flight.

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