Sara Says Stop
@PetrickSara
Other women: Nothing is sexier than a dad holding a baby.
Me: Nothing is sexier than my husband using his thundering dad-voice to frighten our children into behaving when I've abandoned all hope.
My mom: "Walk down there, see how these shoes feel on your feet"
Me: "they feel good mom"
Mom: "now WALK"
Me: 🚶
Mom: "Come here let me feel your toe" 😂🤣
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STORE CLOSING SALE
EVERYTHING MUST GO!
30-60%
ENTIRE STORE ON SALE
I don't want to hear you. I don't want to so much as sense your presence. For crying out loud, Reeves, there's a mirror right there! My brother: The type of shit my brother does when my mom is already pissed at both of us: 💔,🥀,ðŸ˜
If you remember your mom's right arm instantly shooting across your chest every time she hit the brakes hard, you know what the original car seatbelt felt like.
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