Excuse me, my knife is plastic. That's right. Well, how am I supposed to cut up my main meal? I'm sorry, sir, everything on the plane's made of plastic now. Oh, this is ridiculous. Sorry, sir, it's security. Excuse me, what is that? It's a bomb. It's what? It's all right, it's a plastic explosive. Oh, sorry, sir, look, enjoy your flight.
THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER LET AN ENGINEER SECURE YOUR DOOR @RELYA.AI. I'm sorry, but the door is locked, so you'll have to wait until tomorrow! I said that you'll have to wait until tomorrow! I'm just kidding, of course you can leave! I'm not crazy! Sigh! You thought you could ghost me? No, no! Now we will live happily together, forever and ever!
...number of police officers that we have to fight ICE agents on the street, to stand by their neighbors. You're a bunch of fucking bitches! I don't want you! I don't want you! No, no, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, not me, just not me. Oh, shit! Back, back, back, back, back. no riot gear and outnumbered
This man helped a disabled fan and got yelled at for it, so he quit. My job was to keep that area clean and clear of all people so that we could get, the security people could get back and forth. At a Jelly Roll concert in North Dakota, security guard Tony Demery noticed a man in a wheelchair struggling to see, so he cleared a space for him in the
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