No, no, no. He will... She'll fucking hit you. I will hit you. He would never fucking hit a hand on any girl. A minor? Any woman. You're a girl. You're a girl. And? Yes, a girl, not a woman or anything. Okay. On your ass, he complimented it. Get the fuck over it. Don't want someone to compliment it? Don't fucking say anything. Don't wear that slut
What would you rate this guy on a scale of 1 through 10? Um, a 3. What would you rate yourself on a scale of 1 through 10? A 10. You think other people agree with that? I don't care what other people think. Confidence is key. Period. Hey bro, what would you rate this girl on a scale of 1 through 10? What the fuck? That look like a fucking lizard.
The moment becomes unintentionally funny 😂 The moment becomes unintentionally funny 🤣 Boy, I love some chocolate. One dollar. Here you go. Do you love chocolate? Yeah, man, but I'm diabetic. What? Oh, my God. So you're not American? It's not the same, man.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Can you hold my stuff for a second? I've got to pee really badly. Yeah, no worries. Can you hold that? Yep. I'll come back. Thank you. Oh, thank you so much. Oh, no worries. Sorry. I couldn't find the bathroom. All good. Thank you. Can I actually play something for you? Because I'm actually a musician. You're a musician? Yeah.
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