Here's a quick reminder to whoever needs it, uh, you're not beating a kangaroo in a fight. We're gonna take probably one or two more years for that to happen. But look at this, you guys. Look how precious he is. And he hasn't even landed a single kick yet. Mwah! He was baffled by that kiss.
How much do I owe you? It's going to be $24.45. What? I only have $10. Alright. Give me $10. Wait. Really? What about $5? Sure. How about we make it free and you give me one of these? Sounds good. You know what? Why don't you take two? How about you paying me? Sounds good. Is $50 okay? That's perfect. Thanks. You must be wondering why I'm so chill
Completely legal traffic hack: Look at them imbeciles. They were lining up for about 200 meters. I'm gonna show you a hack, okay? Look, watch this. I'm a fucking genius when it comes to road rules. Watch this. They're still lining up, right? They're still lining up. You go round the roundabout. Watch this. I've fucking beaten the Matrix, mate. Fucked us all. Sucked in, cunts.
Four years ago, Hillary Clinton went on live TV and said this. You know, the only other adversary of ours who's anywhere near as good as the Russians is China. So why should Russia have all the fun? And since Russia is clearly backing Republicans, why don't we ask China to back us? I hereby tonight ask China. That's right. And not only that, China
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