How Many Of These Have You Heard? I'm going to wash your MOUTH out with SOAP! DON'T sit so close to the T.V. you'll go blind! Take that out of your mouth you don't know where it's been! DON'T stick beans up your nose! DON'T run with scissors! It will heal if you keep picking it! Good Ol' Days. When I gonna come down, when I going to land, I should
God can use the devil to bless you. You can't outplay God. You gotta hear this. Grateful, she would open the windows of her house and she would just thank God and she lived next to an atheist. Drove him insane. So one day she was asking God, she said, 'God, I need some groceries. You know I'm low. I don't have anything in the fridge. I don't have a
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