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avatar Olivia Veqqie
Who is old enough to have seen a movie at one of these?

Who is old enough to have seen a movie at one of these?

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avatar Patricia Lee

Да, опять Митекс, опять лестница. Так, показывайте. Волшебство. Оп! Залазь. Давай. Выше, выше давай. Прыгай. А теперь обратно.

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avatar Agni Gauss
The Principal called and said that you got expelled for using the 'C' word! That wasn't clever, was it?! No. It was Cunt.

The Principal called and said that you got expelled for using the 'C' word! That wasn't clever, was it?! No. It was Cunt.

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Schools are closed today due to the weather Meanwhile in 1987 Oh, halfway there, oh, damn it, all my prayers take my hand

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

I'm a cockroach. Want me gone? Mix sugar with baking soda and leave it where I crawl. I'll eat it happily. But the soda will inflate me from the inside and I won't survive. I'm an ant. Sprinkle cinnamon or ground black pepper where I walk. I can't stand those smells and I'll leave on my own. I'm a mosquito. Can't sleep because of me? Place lavende

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avatar Jacob Junior
after my funeral i want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone

after my funeral i want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone "thanks for coming"

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avatar Olivia Veqqie
Will I be OK Doc?
I doubt it, Mercury is in Uranus right now
I don’t do that astrology stuff
Me neither, My thermometer just broke

Will I be OK Doc? I doubt it, Mercury is in Uranus right now I don’t do that astrology stuff Me neither, My thermometer just broke

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avatar Joseph Mitchell
The man who dies rich dies disgraced. We must use our surplus wealth to build libraries and schools, to elevate the poor man who wants to rise. ANDREW CARNEGIE

You build libraries with the money you stole from their wages! You give them crumbs to keep them from taking the bread. Charity is just the price you pay to buy a clean conscience while you

The man who dies rich dies disgraced. We must use our surplus wealth to build libraries and schools, to elevate the poor man who wants to rise. ANDREW CARNEGIE You build libraries with the money you stole from their wages! You give them crumbs to keep them from taking the bread. Charity is just the price you pay to buy a clean conscience while you

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avatar Joseph Mitchell
IF CNN EXISTED IN 1967
POLICE KIDNAP PEACEFUL PROTESTER
DEVELOPING STORY BREAKING NEWS LIVE CNN

IF CNN EXISTED IN 1967 POLICE KIDNAP PEACEFUL PROTESTER DEVELOPING STORY BREAKING NEWS LIVE CNN

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avatar John Paul

I tried to put a load in the dishwasher 😂 it started making all this noise like.. wah wah wah Are you talking about me?

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avatar John Paul
So it's a hot day... why do you have to sit in a bucket?
Why let the whole neighborhood know we don't have a pool?
Some of us aren't that concerned about our image!
That's true.

So it's a hot day... why do you have to sit in a bucket? Why let the whole neighborhood know we don't have a pool? Some of us aren't that concerned about our image! That's true.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

You know, the longer that you're married, the more you have to come to the realization that the second that everything seems to be perfect, something's going to break. For example, this morning I tried to put a load in the dishwasher. I started making these crazy noises like, it's too early, I'm too tired, I look fast. It's crazy.

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avatar Jacob Junior

I did find out that I am 1% black in this ancestry DNA test, and I was like, 1% black DNA? Like, how could that have happened? Um, but it is a mouth swab test. Rock, paper, food, and shoes. Okay. Oh, looks like I'm...

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

I'm so old I fart dust. When I bend over I look around to see what else I can do while I'm down. I'm so old my phone number is seven. Childhood photos are cave drawings. When I was young dinosaurs were just large pets. When someone says let's do shots I assume we're going to the doctor. When I was born rainbows were black and white.

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avatar Olivia Veqqie
my trust in people: 42%
my trust in gary: 100%

my trust in people: 42% my trust in gary: 100%

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?

MY DAD USED TO TELL ME THAT BACK IN THE OLD DAYS, TV CHANNELS WOULD SHUT DOWN AROUND MIDNIGHT. THEY'D PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM... AND THEN GO COMPLETELY OFF AIR UNTIL MORNING. IS THAT REAL, OR IS HE JUST MESSING WITH ME?

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

"We may not party like we used to, but if we take a nap, we can stay up till dark"

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
Big weather system coming through. Here's what we know so far.

Big weather system coming through. Here's what we know so far.

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avatar Patricia Lee
After suffering severe burns her husband was asked why he didn't leave, he said he married her soul not her body❤️

After suffering severe burns her husband was asked why he didn't leave, he said he married her soul not her body❤️

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avatar Agni Gauss
HOMLESS MAN RETURNS $4,000 ENGAGEMENT RING. OWNER RAISES $190,000 TO THANK HIM.

HOMLESS MAN RETURNS $4,000 ENGAGEMENT RING. OWNER RAISES $190,000 TO THANK HIM.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate
Texas is so large that Texans take vacations to other parts of Texas

Texas is so large that Texans take vacations to other parts of Texas

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avatar Gaie Houston

No way You got it? Are you kidding me? Let's go little guys! That's insane!

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avatar Jacob Junior

This is how a mountain goat makes a quick getaway from mountain lions

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
Dollar General waiting on the US to acquire Greenland

Dollar General waiting on the US to acquire Greenland

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avatar jojo9
I CAN'T COME INTO WORK TODAY BECAUSE I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT

I CAN'T COME INTO WORK TODAY BECAUSE I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT

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