Yes, I'm old-school. I have good manners, I show others respect and I will always help those who need me. It's not because I'm old-fashioned, it's because I was raised properly.
GENTLEMEN, IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE TO INFORM YOU THAT I INHERITED 200 MILLION FROM MY NIGERIAN UNCLE WHO APPARENTLY WAS A KING
SO YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES, YOU DIRTY PEASANTS
Me: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won't satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all
Therapist: Can we go back to discussing your childhood
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