TO DO LIST
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. Run out screaming "It Worked!"
4. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
5. Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why
Welcome to Missouri. Bless your heart, but we don't give a f***k how you did it back home! Don't California our Missouri. Turn your ass around and head back. Spend your money and get lost.
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