KIMMEL IS A SCUMBAG! JIMMY IS NOTHING BUT A SICK MAN WHO AFTER NOT RECEIVING AN INVITATION TO THE DINNER GOES ON TO CURSE SOMEONE ELSE'S WIFE INTO BECOMING A WIDOW LAST TIME ON HIS LOUSY SHOW HE MOCKED MY AGE MY FAMILY AND MY DIGNITY I WARNED HIM DON'T CROSS THAT LINE HE DIDN'T LISTEN I WALKED OUT ON THE SPOT THIS TIME HE WENT EVEN FURTHER HE MADE
Van Damme is not a real martial artist, 'cause he's a fraud. Ha ha ha! How do you like the party, brother? I am telling you, man, I can beat his ass up. That gibroni is telling everyone that he can beat you. You are making a mistake. I challenge you to a real fight. So be a man and let's do it. You did good, brother. That kick was awesome.
THE REAL TOP GUN. Revvin' up your engine, listen to her howlin' roar. Metal under tension, beggin' you to touch and go. Highway to the Danger Zone, ride into the Danger Zone. You'll never say hello to you until you get it on the red line overload. You'll never know what you can do until you get it up as high as you can go.
Mel Gibson as Snake Plissken from Escape from New York, celebrating with a cake themed after the New York skyline, Statue of Liberty, and planes, with candles showing 30 and 74. Chuck Norris from Missing in Action, with a jungle-themed cake, candles 40 and 86. Bruce Willis from Die Hard, with a skyscraper and police car cake, candles 33 and 70. Sam
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