I was getting a hand-job off my new girlfriend when I asked, "How are you so good at this?"
"Years of practice," she said.
"Bit of a player in your day were you?" I laughed.
"No," she replied, "I used to have one of my own."
IF YOU THINK YOUR JOB SUCKS, JUST REMEMBER THIS, THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO HAVE TO MAKE DILDOS WHILE FIGHTING THE URGE NOT TO START A "COCK" FIGHT WITH THEIR COLLEAGUES
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