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Walk through a county courthouse square. And on a park bench, an old man was sitting there. I said, 'Your old courthouse is kind of run down.' He said, 'No, it'll do for our little town.' I said, 'Your old flagpole's kind of leaned a little bit, and that's a ragged old flag you got hanging on it.' He said, 'Have a seat.' And I sat down. He said, 'I

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msliaelizabeth Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears. I said

msliaelizabeth Thinking about the time my baby was in the ER and had a med student checking his ears. I said "good job buddy" (to my kid) and the med student said "thank you, it's been a long day." I'm glad it maybe helped.

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Alexander the Great said, Ask anything. I can give you the world. Diogenes smiled: Yes... just move aside. You are blocking my sunlight.

Alexander the Great said, Ask anything. I can give you the world. Diogenes smiled: Yes... just move aside. You are blocking my sunlight.

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tell me something i dont know

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'A SHOT OF WHISKEY' In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a

'A SHOT OF WHISKEY' In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on cash he would often give the bartender a cartridge in exchange for a drink. This became known as a "shot" of whiskey.

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My dog was licking his balls. My friend said, Boy I wish I could do that... Told him, you'd better pet him first, he's kinda mean.

My dog was licking his balls. My friend said, Boy I wish I could do that... Told him, you'd better pet him first, he's kinda mean.

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