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avatar John Paul
I don’t rise and shine... I reluctantly emerge from my blanket burrito, throw back coffee like it’s holy water, and pray I don’t throat-punch someone before 10am.

I don’t rise and shine... I reluctantly emerge from my blanket burrito, throw back coffee like it’s holy water, and pray I don’t throat-punch someone before 10am.

avatar Anthony Miller
ME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS

ME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS

avatar Jeremy Jordan
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

avatar Patricia Lee
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

When you wake up to your neighbor playing this banger at 11 AM on a sunday When you wake up to your neighbor playing this banger at 11 AM on a sunday Rolls Royce Rolls Royce Rolls Royce

avatar Charlie Chocolate
We forget that waking up each day is the first thing we should be grateful for.

We forget that waking up each day is the first thing we should be grateful for.

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