WOMEN BE LIKE: I WANT A MAN WHO IS... - 6 FEET TALL - MAKES 6 FIGURES - 6 PACK ABS - HAS 6 CARS - TREATS ME LIKE A PRINCESS. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? ALSO HER: - 5'2 - EATS LIKE A RACCOON - HAS THE ATTITUDE OF A TODDLER - TEXTS BACK WHEN SHE FEELS LIKE IT. I DESERVE THE WORLD, KAREN. NOT MY PROBLEM. THE AUDACITY IS STRONG. Cheetos Flamin' Hot. Ben
@theortegaspartyof6 My wife's toxic trait is that she wants to be moderately wealthy, have a spotless house as if nobody lives in it, go on 6-7 vacations a year, live where its 75 degrees everyday, and never have to worry about what's for dinner ever again.
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