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avatar Isabella Lewis
This getting old is a terrible thing. I blacked out for twenty minutes this morning. Then I realized I'd put my hoodie on backwards.

This getting old is a terrible thing. I blacked out for twenty minutes this morning. Then I realized I'd put my hoodie on backwards.

avatar John Paul
I'VE REACHED THE AGE WHEN MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT OFTEN LEAVES THE STATION WITHOUT ME

I'VE REACHED THE AGE WHEN MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT OFTEN LEAVES THE STATION WITHOUT ME

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I can't remember if I took my malaria pill this morning. If I were a girl I'd be pregnant a lot.

I can't remember if I took my malaria pill this morning. If I were a girl I'd be pregnant a lot.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back. I have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee.

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps and got distracted on my way back. I have no idea what's going on and now I have to pee.

avatar John Paul
Old age is a thing...last night I was in bed for 20 min when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came to my room for my wallet 🤣

Old age is a thing...last night I was in bed for 20 min when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came to my room for my wallet 🤣

avatar Mark Manson
I'VE REACHED THE AGE WHEN MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT OFTEN LEAVES THE STATION WITHOUT ME

I'VE REACHED THE AGE WHEN MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT OFTEN LEAVES THE STATION WITHOUT ME

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