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avatar Jacob Junior

I'm glad God ruined my plans. See, I used to have it mapped out. Knew exactly what I wanted, exactly how it should go. But then he took it away from me. And for a long time, I was bitter. I felt like he was working against me. But now looking back, he was saving me from a life that I could not have survived. And now I thank him for every plan that

avatar Jeremy Jordan
How it feels having plans at 6 pm but it's 9 am:

How it feels having plans at 6 pm but it's 9 am:

avatar John Paul

Come over, we'll do something. What we end up doing: Pizza guy. Oh my god. Phoebe. What? Do you have a plan? I don't even have a 'pla'.

avatar John Paul
It's Naughty Friday Got Plans??

It's Naughty Friday Got Plans??

avatar Charlie Chocolate
I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word

I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Plan A: Marry her Plan B: Visit another planet and become the coolest uncle in that alien civilization

Plan A: Marry her Plan B: Visit another planet and become the coolest uncle in that alien civilization

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