The Cat In The Hat On Aging
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's dropping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
MISSING YOU ALWAYS
You never said I'm leaving
You never said Goodbye
You were gone before we knew it
And only God knows why
In life I loved you dearly
In death I love you still
In my heart I hold a place
That only you can fill
I broke my heart to lose you
But you didn't go alone
A part of me went with you
The day God took you home
When you lose your compassion for those in need
When you cast aside your capacity to care
When you ignore the plight of your fellow man
Then the qualities that once allowed you to rise above
and the virtues that once made you human are gone
Walk tall as the Trees; Live strong as the Mountains, be Gentle as the Spring Winds, keep the Warmth of the Summer Sun in your Heart, and the Great Spirit will always be with You
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