John Paul

I was sitting in my recliner, mindin' my own, watchin' some TV, thought I was alone. Felt a little pressure, figured let 'er slide. Didn't know that sucker had some horsepower inside. I leaned to the left, lifted one cheek, thought it'd be over nice and quick. Gave one little push, then somethin' went pop, my back locked up and I couldn't get up. I