YOU COULD HAVE LITERALLY SEVERED AN ARM IN THE 70'S AND YOUR MOM WOULD HAVE SLAPPED SOME OF THIS STUFF ON YOUR BLOODY NUB AND SENT YOU BACK OUTSIDE ...
E aí, dá nem mais. Minha casa tá aqui, você atira nela. Minha casa tá aqui, sua arma tá aí. Atira nela. Pode tirar, não. Oi. Você sabe quando você meter, você vai morrer, né?
imagine you break into someone's house and the guy gets out of bed in the dark and he's 6'10 and he starts blasting 110mph fastballs at your skull
— Quote: Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher: "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw
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